Tuesday 15 March 2011

A Room With A View

"Don't stay anywhere too grotty, and be sure to treat yourself to a decent hotel every now and again"...

...were the words my Mum said to me before I left England some 5 and half months ago. I recalled their importance whilst searching for a hotel I'd been tipped off about called "Quatro Estrella" (means 4 Stars) in a quiet surfing village on the Ecuadorian coast.

Still in possession of my sea-legs from the Galapagos, I eventually wobbled up to the front of Quatro Estrella to discover the penthouse was available. Spectacular 360 degree views, a stone's throw from the beach and all for just $1 a night!? I was certain that this qualified as a treat and also a bargain. However, there was a slight snag... and unsurprisingly, as with many hotel descriptions, the truth is never what you expect...


Quatro Estrella is known locally as a bit of a joke, as after 10 years, it's still not finished. My penthouse suite was indeed on the top floor and sported panoramic views of the beach, but there was a general lack of hotel essentials... walls for one thing.


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Finally with an excuse to finally use my hammock and also save some money I was quite at home in this small surfers heaven. Whilst it took a night or two to master sleeping in a hammock, I can think of no view better to wake up to every morning

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and a close up
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The tip for this village had come from my friend Dani, a Swiss ex-fighter pilot (I know, I thought they were neutral too) I'd been climbing mountains with in Cotopaxi. After wandering around the village and avoiding the Hitler-esque dogs that guard every corner, I eventually found Dani in between his yoga and Spanish classes. Dani's schedule was far too hectic a lifestyle compared to most travellers here, but when the rest of your day is spent on a board or in a hammock, its understandable to not be too lazy.

The place I'm staying is no secret to those who've been to the area (between Guayaquil and Manta), but given its such a peaceful place with only a handful of surfers, I'll try and keep it that way and not give away the location and maybe it will stay tranquillo for a few more years. Although, as I was leaving I heard that Surfer magazine was visiting shortly after I left, so I'll revise that time length to 6 months. Oh well.

The break out front of my luxury apartment was a rogue of a beach break. Not sheltered by headlands, it was a break of shifting peaks that picked up every ounce of swell going. I was on a shortboard recently acquired in Montanita (imagine a town where they
can actually turn the volume up to 11 and you've got some idea), and for the first couple of days, the swell was gentle, producing lefts and rights around shoulder height, a great way to get used to my knackered old God-squad board.

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Day three and the swell hit. Quite a view first thing, but when it took an age the night before to get the balance right between not falling out of the hammock and not realigning my spine, the prospect of getting up no matter what the surf was doing, did not really appeal. I can hear a collective "Blasphemy!" from the London Surf Club...

Seeing some of the other travellers going down to the water was enough to inspire me, and as the waves were in the range of head to head and a half (for a short person), I was glad of the company. My little board (6'1") nipping under each set was a blessing, but with waves reminiscent of high speed French beach barrels, trying to actually surf was proving tricky. For those unfamiliar with the waves of France, the conditions were akin to trying to juggle giant greasy kippers the size of water melons, if that helps.


Having had a fantastic work out but no waves, it was time for breakfast and to nurture my wounded pride with the best American style pancakes at La Buena Vida Bungalows. Upon chatting to the owner Kevin, he helped me put my poor performance into perspective and that at least I'd gotten good practise for duck diving.


That afternoon after Dani was fresh from class, we tried a second attempt at the beach break which was by no means smaller, but was appearing to be more friendly given the tide was now mid to high. As many surfers can testify, appearances can be deceiving. Dani, who was riding a minimal (big board) tried to paddle out twice but with no luck. My matchstick of a board got me out back, and after a few failed attempts I caught a wave. Anyone on the beach with any doubts as to who had caught it were quickly informed by my trademark scream. I may not have the best style of surfing and I'm never going to pick up a sponsor, but I challenge anyone to holler as loud as me when they finally catch a wave!


Exhausted but elated, it was time to dodge the shore break, shower up (this consisted of a hose pipe at my luxury penthouse) and hit the restaurant up on the point ran by my personal taxi driver Mariscal (whenever I was waiting for a bus, he would mysteriously appear from nowhere and give me a lift!). I made some wonderful friends over the course of the next 5 days, and with a routine consisting of eating, sleeping and surfing (oh and drinking) I could quite easily settle, as a few ex-pats already have, into life on the coast.


The next afternoon, we were all a bit fed up with trying to surf the washing machine of a beach break, so when an offer came along to surf the more relaxed beach break down the road, we jumped at the chance, and all piled into Mariscal's 4x4 and zoomed off for the easy option. Again, no names, but I'll give you a clue; if you see a giant killer whale out of the water... you're getting close. Seek and ye shall find, guessing by the numbers in the water, lots of other people had.


It was a relief to be surfing a wave with an easier take off and wasn't going to pitch me over the falls like had been happening in the last few days. The waves were shoulder high, breaking left and right, and the vibe in the water was fantastic, brilliant sunshine, everyone was chilled, sharing waves and having a good time, the only problem being having to get out of the water when you're suffering from
"One more wave" syndrome. Now almost blinded by the setting equatorial sun, I caught my last wave (screaming all the way in) and I was done.

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Sleeping in a hammock is tough, but when you've been surfing all day with your friends in tropical water and have the biggest grin on your face, sleep comes quickly. Which is handy as you'll want to get up and do it all over again the next day. Some people say surfing is addictive, I think sleeping in a hammock for a week for $1 a night to wake up to the sound of pounding waves kind of says it all.


Why I had to leave paradise I'm not sure, but after a week it was time to get a room that actually had walls and a more sophisticated shower but more importantly to get to Peru for the next adventure....


photos in the usual place
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Monday 7 March 2011

Cuddly Cute & Razor Sharp

So it was time for 8 days at sea and begin my life as a pirate, to do battle with elderly German tourists, to conqueror new lands in the name of England, to drink too much rum and call everyone "matey"...
 
Well, that was the plan, and its amazing how short of the mark I fell, but I soon learnt that there are some consolations on offer in the Galapagos. My career as a pirate may have been thwarted my by inability to drink rum whilst coping with sea-sickness, but my career as the next David Attenborough/Steve Irwin is definitely not off the cards yet.
 
The format of days aboard our catamaran La Galapagos Vision were that we'd visit a couple of islands and snorkel twice each day. Our guide for the trip was the legend that is Danny, who's knowledge of everything that moved on the islands, nay the entire earth earned him the nick-name "The Internet". Our chef would surprise us everyday with delicious dishes that included the local delicacy of Ceviche, a medley of seafood cooked in lime juice, delicious. Life on board the catamaran was not the cosiest, but was definitely a great setup to avoid the typical tourists. Steep steps, cabins where yoga moves were necessary to get into and out of bed and a lack of wheel chair access meant that our boat was full of young backpackers and lacked the hordes of German grannies and grandpas who filled up all the other charter boats.
 
 
Snorkeling is something I'd done little of before this trip, but I was soon diving deep, chasing reef sharks and photographing everything that moved. I would apologise for having 4 photo albums of seals on Flickr, but I'm not going to, they're awesome.There were times in the first snorkel, where we were all keen to be the first to see something, when I'd surface for someone to remark loudly:
 
"Did you see that seal?" 
"What bloody seal?"
 
Thankfully this trend was reversed for the rest of the trip, with me managing to spot most of the exciting wildlife. Incidents where I swam eyeball to eyeball with seals and turtles were definitely highlights I experienced by myself, much to the jealousy of my crew mates. People who think it's all sea lions, seaweed and seagulls, are alas mistaken, with a haul of animals including; Blue Footed Boobies, Stone Fish, White Tipped Reef Sharks, Dolphins, Giant Tortoises, Sally Lightfoot Crabs, Iguanas, Octopus, Green Turtles, Orcas, Galapagos Sharks, Lava Lizards, Sting Rays, Eagle Rays, Penguins oh and a few thousand sea lions (pause for intake of breath) to name but a few, make this place the place to see wildlife who are only too happy to see/eat/play with you.
 
You read the words "eat", and no, you're not reading a typo from a severely exhausted traveller fighting yet another bought of food poisoning, but something that very nearly happened to our guide. On one particular day, we were set to disembark on the inflatable boat when someone spotted dolphins storming their way through the channel. We sailed off with snorkeling gear for our guide to realise they were actually Killer Whales. With our hopes of a dip with dolphins put to one side we were treated to a very unique experience, as these four Orcas were in the middle of devouring two Galapagos Sharks and a Green Turtle. This started a feeding spree as hundreds of Frigate birds and Boobies swarmed all over the sea's surface for a piece of the action. The smell was horrific, (shark blood is rich in ammonia) and as we watched these killer whales dipping in and out of the water, their immense size and grace reminded us that it was far safer to be on board rather than over it.
 
With a million photos taken and all the sharks devoured we cruised back to the catamaran, wondering exactly how big Galapagos Sharks are, that they qualify as fodder for Killer Whales. We didn't have to wait long, as getting back on the catamaran we noticed two of them taking refuge from the Orcas around our boat. I remarked to the guide that one was over 6 foot long, and after responding that they don't get that big, he came up on deck to gulp audibly. Two 6 foot Galapagos Sharks (that are unfortunately the spitting image of Great Whites) were circling the boat, carrying injuries from the run-in with the Orcas. They were nervous and potentially aggressive and our guide Danny had realised that he had to help remove the boat's rope tethered to the mooring buoy some 15 feet from the edge of the boat. Hence the gulp.
 
Whilst our very nervous guide was over board trying to free the boat, the Captain thought he'd help the situation by throwing lumps of tuna steaks over board at the opposite end of the boat as a distraction. Yelling at the captain that he was effectively chumming the water with blood, turning nervous sharks into eating sharks, Danny was understandably uneasy as two sharks known to take lumps out of people were not too far away. As we tourists looked on (taking photos of course) Danny was thankfully hauled clear of the water by the crew, shaken and pale but importantly unscathed. The Galapagos... not just cute and cuddly, but razor sharp and with a taste for blood.
 
 
The islands are more than just cute photos of sea lions, the men in grey suits, blue booby jokes and the impact of some guy called Charlie. The islands have a history that include murder mystery, an ancient postage system and is a key outpost for any navy worth its salt would kill for. We would hear all these stories from our resident tour guide Danny, who made our voyage far more than the elaborate zoo, a lot of people imagine this place to be.
 
For example, if anyone receives a Galapagos postcard that's stamped from the UK, its not a ruse. There is a postal system set up on one of the islands by whalers over a 150 years ago. The system works that you drop your postcards or messages for home in the box on Post Office Bay, and whalers (or tourists) passing in the opposite direction would pick yours up to be delivered home on their way home. So if the post mark is labelled as Basingstoke, don't worry, although you should worry about the poor bastard living in Basingstoke, that's not a great place to live.
 
With many of us budding to spot the next wildlife spectacle on our trip, there were understandably, rooky mistakes made, most notably by our youngest passenger, Adele, a dutch guy possibly straight out of kindergarten ("pot-kettle-black" I hear you cry). Two particular incidents of note, were
 
"It's a nesting turtle!"... turned out to be a sea lion waving behind a sand dune... and
 
"Its a giant sting ray!"... after standing on the 5 foot wide sting ray for 2 minutes, he still didn't believe me when I told him it was actually a large rock.
 
To be fair, I used my snorkel to imitate a sea lion to try (successfully) to encourage one to swim with me, so we all regress when surrounded by wildlife that act like giant Labradors.
 
 
The Galapagos, is a trip, many pass up for fear of hordes of ancient German tourists, not only stealing sun-loungers but also all the good snorkel ling gear, but my experience of these islands is going to be one very hard to beat. Surfing is by far my favourite past time, but for 8 days at sea thanks to the most friendly wildlife, this was a trip any surfing jaunt would struggle to beat.
 
People who think Labradors/Retrievers are the most adorable, lumbering, clumsy and smelly animals in existence, need to come here to be corrected. The film Marley and Me, needs to be remade featuring this fella with horrific breath, who was only too keen to make friends.
 
 
Apologies for the long blog, the videos and photos do justice to this more than I ever could: